:: Dnubirom .....reverof dna dne eht tilnu won ::

:: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 ::

today was kewlio..... i planned my schedule for the next couple months... hopefully i'll stick to it.. i have a somewhat feeling i will... gotta get more recommendations and stuff to this internship over the summer, blah.... ummmmi w... nah... ummm...... CHESS! ... HAHA!!!.... me and my dad... or.. My Dad and I (if u want proper english) played chess. We started about 2,3 dayz ago, and then we had to stop, cuz company arrived at the house.... so it was postponed for continuation... i just killed his rook with my bishop, that he didn't see, so thas kewl.... then yesterday, my nanay(my mom's mom/my grandma ; we siblings refer lola to my dad's mom cuz she lives in michigan) so, ok, she doesn't know the concept of chess and cleaned up the board!!! FREAKS-IN-A-FREAKING-MYTHOLOGIES!!!!!.. ok but es ok... cuz like i controlled the whole left side of the board with a pawn, bishop and queen..... so it was purty simple to remember my part(light)... i remembered my dad's side(dark), but i couldn't remember his last move, which was a pawn..... there were 3 to choose from but i couldn't remember, but he remembered and made his move,, then we continued.... he took control of my left side, with his queen and rook.... neither of us wanted to lose our queen... it twas an intense DIABOLICAL SCHEME! *Clench fist in air...... o ko ko ko kok....okokok... ummm so he was killin' me... AND THEN!!!.. u gotta see it to believe me.... i strategically moved my queen around the back of his forces... and then.... *gulp.. i checkedmate him! or so i thought..... he moved his rook and blocked me.... I knew... oh, yes, i knew (i hope ur reading this with feeling, reader, cuz UUU should be excited and tense too!!!) i knew that he could move his knight or queen around the back of my forces and simply check me, causing an ... err.. 'Epet' for me.. (uuhghghh... that tagalog term meaning pinch or being stuck) . in other words, i wouldn't be able to take offense since i have to defend my king... the only ones i had left were... 4 pawns, my queen and king, and a bishop... he had 3 pawns, a queen, a rook, and a knight.... so es kinda likea whoa!!!!!... ok? WHOA! okokok,...... so i had to do something! holy shiznets i had to do something... the queen, MY QUEEN couldn't do anything.... my bishop couldn't do anything, it twas standing next to his queen, so it looked like if i moved my queen or bishop, his queen would check me, and i would be in for the run of the king's life.... waiting, to eat, devour, destroy, kill it's antiquity of LIFE!.. ok so.... what do i do!?... WHAT DO I DO, READER??!?. i'll tell u what i did,....i thought of Lord of the Rings ... yes, great movies.... i remember, the lady of the wood saying, that hobbits would change the fate of all middle earth.... that even the smallest person can make a difference...... and so,....///..
i moved the only piece, player, the only one i've never moved throughout the entirety of the... battle,... it twas thy pawn.... bum bUm BUM....... i move it up 2 spaces.... it was the far right pawn.. so when it moved 2 spaces up... to it's left was a fellow pawn, back left was it's high and mighty King, backing his anal up!.. so i looked around, of what i just did... my dad's king is trapped...he couldn't move back any spaces, due to 2 of his pawns and a rook blocking him (the same rook that blocked my queen for a checkmate)... he could've moved to his left, but my pawn was there ready to take action... couldn't move right, cuz the same pawn was ready for action... his front right was blocked by his own knight, and then his front and front left was by my pawns, backed up anally by the king.... the fate of the game was situated by the movement of a lone pawn, backed by his king, accompaning his fellow pawn... cornering his king, 'Epetting' him...... kinda likea crazy shiznets... i go whoa, and run out of the living room, putting my zip disk back in my room.... i come back.. my dad laughs and rolls on the couch, saying "dang it! i didn't see that coming! geez..." and so he lost..and I WON!!!.. after many a losing and draw streak.. i beat him!.. HAHA! HA!!... 1 Pawn's move decided the fate of the battle....2 PAWNS checkmate the king! 2 of em.... 2 PAWNS... backed up by their wise King of course, and his conscience(BATMA17)....so! i got my camera and did a replay! YUP yes, i did, i did a replay,.... ask me to show it to u, it's only about 3 min. and 10 sec... it was sweet shibbinees of all sweet shibbiness... so, my dad went to the garage and cleaned his sniper gun, and tried to figure "how in the hell does this work???"... he was referring to the safety lock of the gun..... yeah, so then.. after that i watched 24. That show is GOOD!!!.. watch it!!! now, i left the board as it is.. it's still in my living room.... and yup... good to go!.. should i do HW? is it due tomorrow? then y do it now?!?! :-/ vvhatever.....


c-ya:-)


-j

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