:: Dnubirom .....reverof dna dne eht tilnu won ::

:: Sunday, January 13, 2008 ::

So Friday night, 11pm: i arrive at a small house party in Bellflower. I enter through the gates to the backyard and a girl, sitting in a round of folding chairs with her other friends, says, "hey, who are you? I live here." i respond, "hey i'm j, robert's friend". All the girls say in unison, "oooh robert's friend." "haha, yeah..." i walk more into the back garage and i see robert, dominic, and noel... and i say my heys and wassups. I meet new people, and people who know me through some of my previous work and Sadies. all is fine and dandy.

Throughout the night, the girl, who stopped me earlier, we'll call her "Mary", is eyeing me, like, an evil eye look. The "I don't know who you are, i don't trust you" look. It's o k, it's her household, let her be paranoid of me. i'm just social with everyone and i brought my own alcohol to serve. i learn a new word too! 'Dank'. not pronounced like "tank", but the A is a 'long A'. pronounced like the song German song "Danke Schoen"... 'that's so dank.' or 'let's get danked up!'

so they set up a table and play Beer Pong... or ping pong beer or vvhatever you call that drinking game. After the game, i set up on the table and i start serving drinks. i find a bottle of Captain Morgan and i open that up and serve that as well... i brought Alizé and Pucker's Green Apple (The girl drink, but MEN can drink it too!) (at rachel's party i brought Grey Goose and Goldshläger and found Jack Daniels). A big girl in red attire kept asking me to serve her drinks, to which, now that i think about it, that despite her wanting to drink more, she only took one, maybe two shots from me. another group of girls, including "pizza" drank... and David Yllesca's sister's friend, susie: her BF drank... blah blah blah... i'm enjoying myself, everyone is enjoying themselves... i even help susie find another bathroom in the house even though it wasn't my house :p... I didn't want her to wait in line for the one bathroom that was available...

ANYWAY... "Mary" gets mad i'm using her table cuz they were going to play ping pong beer again... and i say i'm sorry and i clean up the table and let them play... they finish up their game and i set up again, and i get a small group who wants more to drink... I found some Sky Absolut Vodka too and start serving that... The big girl in red vomited and dropped her phone in the vomit. i picked up her phone and placed it on the chair. "Mary" tells me stearnly, "Just leave that there" and i say o k. it starts to become 2:30 AM and i have school in Burbank at 9AM so i should head home. i start cleaning up. i brought my own disposable cups and paper towel to use. i'm looking for the cap for the Alizé, then "Mary" comes out and repeats nonstop, "you need to leave, you need to leave right now!" she has a cell phone in hand and i'm wondering if she's calling homies to gang up on me or the police or what not... i'm like, "i'm looking for the cap." she gives me the cap and i say happily, "oh thanks! :D"... she continues to repeat herself and i'm asking what i did wrong. Robert intervenes and talks to her. Another girl, we'll call her "Flower" is upset and demands for her purse back... (i was a human closet so i was holding people's stuff)... i give it to her and i say my good-byes... ya'know... taking my time, i didn't do anything wrong so why should i rush to leave. her kewl homies were telling me to leave even though they didn't know what was going on either. so i leave and i'm genuinely smiling cuz i'm thinking, "MAN, what did i do this time!? hahhaha" I tried to think why she would be mad... is she mad i served the unopened Captain Morgan? is it because the girl in red blew chunks and is she going to blame me for serving the alcohol + did she think i was going to steal the cell phone she dropped? did she find out i went into the house to help susie find a baño - i did get caught by another guy: we'll call him "Mike", maybe she thinks i stole something cuz she saw me holding onto "Flower's" purse...

so i buy some jack in the box, myspace and apologize to robert: "I'm sorry I ruined your Blank Panther Party." and eat then sleep and wake up suprisingly rested... not 100%, but enough to last the day...

so during lunchtime, i text robert if Mai Tai is still going down tonight. Instead of replying, robert calls me and apologizes and says i shouldn't be apologizing. Apparently, from what i understand from his story, "Mary's" lil sister... or her friend's lil sister... someone's lil sister, we'll call her "Carrie"... naw... we'll call her "Caramel"... so "Mary" says "Caramel" accused me of raping her. and i'm like WTF?!?!? is it possible for a virgin to rape? (it made me consider calling Loveline to ask what constitutes losing one's virginity... is it strictly vaginal sex; or does anal, oral, or any other sexual position constitute it as losing it - what are your thoughts?) So robert goes to "Caramel" and asks did "the one called BATMA17 rape you?..." she said: "no, I get a bad vibe from that guy, as if he would rape me..." so "Mary" took it out of proportion to say that i raped "Caramel"... so i'm laughing in the lunch area all loud and i had to excuse myself and find a more secluded area to express my excessive happiness (gay happy, not gay homo)... the accusation is so absurd that i can't help but smile and laugh. A Total Suprise, ya'know? As for "Flower" being upset, coincidentally at the same time i was being accused of rape, her best friend "Mike" took her to a room and took out a condom. "Flower" gets upset and wants to leave, hence the demand for her purse back... so she wasn't upset with me at all. It was a seperate story that happened simultaneously to my ordeal.

what other lists of accusations can i get in my life???
i have attempted murder... Kidnapping... now RAPE!!!

it's so ridiculously absurd, i smile and laugh out loud, literally, whether or not i'm around people. i mean, i couldn't even concentrate the rest of the school day cuz i was still SMILING and LAUGHING... as i write this, i'm still SMILING and LAUGHING out loud.

the 3 hour traffic on the 5 freeway killed my mood though...

PS: I don't even know who "Caramel" is!!!


c-ya:-)


-j

:: j 4:16 AM [+] ::
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